I love Halloween. I always wait until the last minute and end up throwing something silly together with whatever is laying around the house. But this year was going to be different.
I also love Wes Anderson movies like any 30-something hipster and have Rushmore on VHS. Children look it up, they existed before digital downloads and DVDs… ancient technology… we owned VHS rewinders shaped like deloreans or what ever this is. It. Was. Aweful.